consequences

Jan 27

“when we get older, and lose our pride and vanity”

Jan 26
Jan 26

"And then I pass the front door, and all these nurses are standing out front, and they're all crying. They're watching us, and they're crying. And I didn't know why they were crying. I was like, Why are they crying?" →

Jan 26

quote For me the ultimate luxury is to be alone, to have time for myself, not look at my watch, and do whatever I want, whenever I want.

— Karl Lagerfeld (via claytoncubitt)
Jan 26
thedailywhat:

When You See It of the Day: There he is. (Embiggen.)
[copyranter.]

thedailywhat:

When You See It of the Day: There he is. (Embiggen.)

[copyranter.]

Jan 26
inky:

Hey bro, why did the clingfish cross the road?
Bro?
Bro…

inky:

Hey bro, why did the clingfish cross the road?

Bro?

Bro…

Jan 26

"...woman so destitute her only possession was her mattress. Every morning, she would carry it to the bank and pawn it. With that money, she'd buy potatoes, sell them for a profit during the day and buy back her mattress at night." →

claytoncubitt:

(thanks Angel!)

Jan 24
Jan 24
threewordphrase:

mountpleasantcomics:

start the year off right

i am half of these people

threewordphrase:

mountpleasantcomics:

start the year off right

i am half of these people

Jan 24
threewordphrase:

“Charles” fan art, from Florian Zeiter on gmail

threewordphrase:

“Charles” fan art, from Florian Zeiter on gmail

Jan 24

threewordphrase:

My apologies if you commented on / reblogged the first version of this post! This is a bit more readable, no?

Jan 24

quote He asked me, ‘What do you want to achieve with your life?’ I thought about it for a second and told him, ‘I want to be a successful venture capitalist without being a jerk.’ He was at a loss. Apparently my answer was supposed to be in dollars.

David Hornik (via inky)
Jan 24
thedailywhat:

Mr. Lovenstein.
Jan 24

but then again,

comparing to almost anybody else, i’m actually quite a loser.

Jan 21

Waits?

“I’m not living, I’m just killing time.”

“And true love waits, In haunted attics.”